TABOO 

I’m rather partial to a gritty period drama.

Give me murder, betrayal, secrets and lies in a historic setting and I’m there.

Add Tom Hardy to the mix and I’m – well- happier than the proverbial  pig.
Taboo, an eight part historical drama, premiered tonight on BBC One – two days before its premiere on FX in America.

Of course,  I’d been looking forward  to it but I hadn’t expected to be so gripped.

James DeLaney,  presumed dead for 10 years ,  returns to 1814 London for his father’s funeral. 

A complex man, part hero part villian, his “ghost” haunts those who wish he’d never come back.
With a reputation  that precedes him, alluding to despicable crimes – this is a man who’s mental health is just as unstable as his late fathers .

With amazing cinematic scenes especially  in his “episodes” in which he controls hallucinations  by simply putting his blood stained hand up and very sternly tells “I have work to do today” – you can’t help but be drawn into the storyline and his character especially. 

I may have swooned a little , if not a lot , every time he spoke even when he was threatening to cut a whores trotters off.

But as I’ve said his return is not particularly  welcomed and not just because he is thought of as the devil himself.

His sister, has mixed feelings,  for they share a dark secret of the past she wishes to be buried……

His brother in law is furious  he is the sole heir …

The East India  Trading Co wish to buy the inheritance  left to him and will go to any means to obtain it …
An intriguing , dark period piece which is disturbing with the underlying threat which is not obvious but unnerving all the same …. Hardy s performance and that of the supporting cast is just outstanding. If you get a chance , definitely  watch this …. I promise you ll love it! 

******Potiential Spoilers ************

OK,  I am totally calling it now 

The 10 year old brother is in fact the lovechild of James and his sister and the reason he left for Africa in the first place.

The brother in law  was the one poisoning  James father with arsenic in order to inherit 

American Horror Story : My Roanoke Nightmare Chapter Two


As the mob begins to surround Shelby, she flees further into the woods, hiding behind a tree in an effort to spy on the mob. 

They begins to enact a ritual where a man is burned alive while dressed as a pig in retribution for crimes he committed against the mob. 

After completing the ritual, one of the mob (Lady Gaga) sees Shelby spying on them and rest of the mob gives chase to her. Shelby flees out onto the road, where she is almost hit by Lee’s car. Shelby passes out in the middle of the road and awakes the next day in the hospital to an apologetic Matt who promises that they will find some other place to stay. Shelby tells Matt that the trio of farmers must have created an elaborate hoax to drive them away from the property, and that she and Matt shouldn’t give up their investment that easily.

Lee’s ex-husband Mason (Charles Malik Whitfield) brings Flora (Saniyya Sidney) to visit as part of the couples arranged custody schedule. Flora begins to explore the inside of house and talks to an unseen girl that she names Priscilla, whom Lee believes that Flora made up to get attention. Flora tells Lee that Priscilla offered to make her a bonnet if she and her family would help make all the blood stop. Then, Lee hears the sound of shattering glass and goes to investigate, finding a bonnet amid the broken remains of a vase. Later that night, Shelby is awoken to the sounds of squealing out in the woods. 

Shelby and Matt both head into the woods to investigate, and in the process get separated and lost. When the couple finally reunite, they discover a massive totem that is being burned in effigy. 

The Miller’s extinguish the effigy and call the police, leading them to the charred remains. Shelby lays into the police officer (Colby French) about not caring about their safety and the officer says he will post an officer at the house 24/7. He also puts out an all-points bulletin for the trio of farmers. Satisfied, Matt and Shelby return home and go back to sleep. Later in the night, Matt is awoken by the telephone ringing downstairs. When he goes down to investigate, he finds a meat hook on the floor by the phone and a disembodied voice on the other end of the line.

Then, Matt experiences a disturbing vision of two nurses (Maya Rose Berkos and Kristen Rakes) killing an elderly woman (Irene Roseen) with a shot to the head for refusing to take her poisoned medicine. The nurses laugh manically and spray paint the letter “M” on the bloodied wall, saying that the “M” is for Margaret.

Terrified by his vision, Matt runs out to the cop (Michael McCusker) and demands his help. The cop enters the house to find that there is nothing there. Lee worries that her brother and sister-in-law are getting a reputation for crying wolf, which will lead to the cops being less responsive. The next day, Mason arrives to pick up Flora, and finds her playing a game of hide and seek with Priscilla. Mason finds out that Flora offered her doll to Priscilla in exchange for not murdering her family but that since the trade was blown, she will merely be killed last. Hearing this, Mason takes Flora away from the house and promises Lee that she will never see her again. This leads to Lee ending her sobriety. Shelby and Matt find her in the kitchen slumped on the ground with all the kitchen knives stuck in the ceiling. Matt puts Lee to bed and, hearing Shelby calling for him, heads back down to the kitchen.

 Shelby sees an apparition of a women out of the kitchen window and Matt confirms that he also sees the same thing. The couple follow the apparition outside to discover a storm cellar in the backyard, which they open and begin to investigate. 

Meanwhile in the house, Lee experiences being watched by the two nurses, and sees disturbing visions.

Upon the completion of their investigation, Matt and Shelby discover a tape that was recorded by one of the houses previous owners, Dr. Elias Cunningham (Denis O’Hare). 

Dr. Cunningham briefly details the haunted history of the house leading both Shelby and Matt to confirm what he is saying to be true. Much to their annoyance, they also find out that bank will not return the money that they bought the house with, despite not warning them about the houses gruesome past. As the bank agent (Jonathan Pessin) leaves, Lee arrives to the house with Flora. 

Once inside, Shelby draws Flora away from Lee so that she and Matt can talk. Shelby speaks to Mason on the phone and diffuses the tense situation between him and Lee. While Shelby is distracted on the phone, Flora is beckoned outside by a mysterious figure.

 When the adults are not able to find Flora, they frantically search for her all around the house and in the woods, leading to the discovery of Flora’s hoodie at the top of a pine tree that towers at least 100 feet above them and is stained with a bright red substance.

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American Horror Story : My Roanoake Nightmare Links to Murder House

“In 1590 on the coast of what we now know as North Carolina the entire colony of Roanoke- all 117 men, women and children- died inexplicably. It became known as The Ghost Colony because the spirits remained. They haunted the native tribes living in the surrounding area. Killing indiscriminately. The elder knew he had to act. He cast a banishment curse. First, he collected the personal belongings of all the dead colonists. Then they burned them. The ghosts appeared, summoned by their talismans but before the spirits could cause them any more harm the elder completed the curse that would banish the ghosts forever. – How? – By uttering a single word. The same word found carved on a post at the abandoned colony.
Croatoan! Croatoan.”

Billie Dean Howard to Violet S.1 Ep 11 Birth

American Horror Story Six : Theme Revealed

Well, my prediction was totally wrong wasn’t it ?!? 
Ryan Murphy has surprised and shocked fans yet again by totally mixing up the format , going against the pattern and creating something that actually feels more horror story and creepy than the last three seasons.

 Episiode 1. My Roanoke Nightmare


Told like a true life documentary with Lily Rabe and Andre Holland playing interracial couple Shelby and Matt narrating over the re enactment of their nightmare ( Sarah Paulson and Cuba Golding Jnr playing them respectively), it takes a while to get used to this new aspect of story telling for AHS.

 However, despite a slow start by the end the suspense , creepiness and tension will leave you ready for episode 2.
Moving to North Carolina after a savage attack in LA, the couple buy a cheap farmhouse in an isolated forest much to the annoyance of local hillbillies who wanted the property themselves.
Soon things take a sinister turn with strange noises that sound like pigs squealing, showers of human teeth, an attempt at drowning Shelby and a dead pig on  the doorstep. Not to mention the strange people with torches and pitchforks who like to break in and decorated with little wooden Witch twigs like the Blair Witch Project. 

Add to the mix Angela Bassett as Matt s sister, Kathy Bates as a pilgrim ghost and Dennis Quaid as the strange video director who finds a Pig Man in the woods and you’ve got a jaw droppingly great start to the new series.

American Horror Story : Season Six 

With American Horror Story season six about to premiere in the USA tomorrow night , us in the UK still have to wait until Friday !!!

Frustrating for us fans there has been no reveal of this season theme, leaving scope for plenty of fan theories , red herrings and fakes.

Teasingly,  only one of the six trailers and posters are the real theme.

So, before the big revelation is before us I’d like to make my own predictions on what this series may contain 

Location: Middle America 

American Horror Story so far follows a pattern in all areas – West Coast (California), East Coast (New York), Middle America (New Orleans), East Coast (Florida), West Coast (California).

I m thinking because the deep south was used for season three , we’re probably looking at  middle middle America or Northern middle America. The poster of the house in the remote cornfields – which I believe to be the real one kinda backs this up as does the pattern.

Time: The 40’s 

I think we ll be getting a period season this time around , again if you base it against the previous pattern

Present, Past, Present, Past, Present

why the 40’s ? 

well if season 2 was the 60’s and season 4 the 50’s then it is logical to follow with the 40’s 

Theme : Orphanage/Sick Children Hospital 

Every season has a building/location as it’s name – Orphanage is just that plus it’s been strongly hinted that children play a vital part in this season. Added to the remote location and children of the corn vibe it gives off , it feels like it s deliberately isolated – like the children have some kind of illness/infection. 

I’m also getting the impression it’s going to be heavily influenced by Wes Craven , the hands coming from the stairs are reminiscent of a film called People under the stairs (I think?) which he directed

 *similar to Flowers in the Attic which he wrote a script for only to be turned down* 

plus one of the trailers/poster/leaks feature a trio of shadows man woman and child and the man gives off a Freddie Kruger vibe badly.

Anyway these are my current thoughts , I’m probably totally wrong but it’s been fun trying to figure it out and I cannot wait until I do find out. Knowing Ryan Murphy it will be shocking, amazing and something I could never have thought of in a million years !

Simply Be….autiful beach cover ups

Summer Time ! and my body is nowhere near beach ready if it ever was – especially after two children and a lifelong affection for pizza. But I live in a seaside town, the beach is practically on the door step and as is the life in any seaside resort , days at the beach are a given throughout summer.

But what to wear ? certainly not a bikini and I wouldn’t feel comfy in just a swimsuit… so cover ups are a must.

Luckily my friend loves Simply Be and always looks stylish and fashionable and I heard they did a range of beach cover ups that were fashionable yet affordable.

I decided to give them a try despite my mother’s warnings of my teenage years to never buy catalogue clothes and I’m glad I ignored her advice !

My first choice was the Joanna Hope Maxi dress currently on sale and I ve worn this loads and not just at the beach ! I ve got some pretty great compliments too – always a confidence booster !

The next item was a cute little sun dress perfect not only for splashing in the sea but also for lazing around in the garden on a hot summers day ….

This Kaftan I bought was a God send after a day at the beach without enough protection I ended up badly burnt and this was the only thing I could wear without feeling any pain ! Next time I will be packing it in the beach bag for sure !

I was thrilled with the quality and the price of these items – so much better than certain high street stores I usually buy from !

Mystery Package Company : Volume 3.2

Having cancelled my subscription in a fit of dissapointment and despair , rather unexpectedly part 2 came through the letterbox in June…..
Although it took me at least a week to get the enthusiasm to even look at it I finally did and again found myself intrigued with the mystery and suspense – this time I seemed to be able to find more on first glance though I suppose that is because at least now I have some kind of experience …. 
This time entitled The Child of the Cavern  of course the package contained the usual broadsheet and an array of artifacts to serve as clues and also to I assume be used.

This included :

 ● A plastic wrapped cardboard rectangle printed with flags and entitled “Home Conspiracy Kit”. 

At the bottom is “WARNING” Contains small pointy objects.” Inside can clearly be seen red thread and inside an envelope are t shaped pins.

I literally have no idea


● An aluminum foil hat with instructions.
 This makes me think of paranoia and wrapping tin foil around your head to stop your thoughts being read.


● The fig hand pendant.

● A sticker that says Gormenghast.

● A sticker that says Nightmare Abbey.

● A sticker that says Lamuella.

● A large brown paper bag (empty). However this does have two eye peephole cutouts – an aid for ugly people ? 

●  A lice comb entitled The Nitpicker! 

Ugh lice – bane of my life with primary school kids ……


● A badge that says Patsy.

All I can think of is a scapegoat like Lee Harvey Oswald who claimed he was a Patsy for the shooting of JFK


● glass blue eye.

Like you see in those hippy shops jewellery section – the eye of horus I’m thinking ….

●The Motherland card game.

Never heard of it 

●A mattress tag which has a mysterious symbol on it. The ingredients also list – 3.3% SOYLENT GREEN, 1% cavorite (HG Wells – First Men in the Moon; an antigravity metal), and 9% Vril (an “all-permeating fluid” of limitless power as depicted in the book The Power of the Coming Race. He also penned the famous line “It was a dark and stormy night…”)

Very odd percentage there – 14.3 % 

The Broadsheet

On first glance through the broadsheet, it seems to have the theme of Conspiracy theories , political organisations and mental illness through it … 

This would tie both the Home Conspiracy Kit and the Aluminium foil hat found in the package neatly to this volume.

But what else ? And how does this all tie in with the last volume that confused the hell out of me ? 

Mysterious Package Company: Curious and Conudrums Volume 3.1 

A New Era of Thought

A large brown envelope thudded through the letter box and onto the doormat below.
On closer inspection it was postmarked Canada.
As i opened with curiosity and revealed the contents I realised the mystery was about to begin …..

Excitement turned to despair as even though it was full of intriguing items and a broadsheet to devour , there was literally nothing to tell me how I should go about this whole process . Nothing. Not one clue or scrap of paper.

Now being new to all this , I felt at a complete disadvantage – what was I supposed to be looking for ? How would I piece the story together ? 

Even the sitting room which had few clues were full of more puzzles than hints ….. 

I decided to look at the contents of the package more closely and see what I could work with ….

A large brown envelope thudded through the letter box and onto the doormat below.
On closer inspection it was postmarked Canada.
As i opened with curiosity and revealed the contents I realised the mystery was about to begin …..


The Contents of the Envelope included but didn’t end at ….


• a large broadsheet newspaper 


• two luggage label stickers ;
   Lilliput and Houyhnhmn Land

An empty envelope addressed to the Mysterious Package Company HQ – on the back typed 

● A poster of Annie Eddison Taylor 

Then onto the broadsheet itself…..

October 21st 19

Annie Eddieson Taylor was the main headline and her daring Niagra Falls barrel stunt ….. the woman was  and she took her cat ! Amazingly she actually survived this stunt ….of course this linked in with the poster enclosed in the envelope.

At the bottom of the front page was a piece dated April 1967, New York by a Madame Mospherne (immediately her name makes me think of morphine but I am unsure why) 

With vintage advertisements, horoscopes, a crossword section and personal ads  it is very much like any other newspaper collective. But for one thing – everything has a subtext , much of it is linked and the puzzles themselves have puzzles hidden inside them.

One puzzle I literally spent three days trying to decode …. in the end I searched in a discussion forum specially for Curious and Conundrums and this is where I fell out of intrigue with this mystery …..

The discussion group actually made me feel stupid , the content so highbrow and knowledge so certain I felt completely out of my depth and a certain snotty reply to my hesitant theory suggestion totally put me off the whole thing completely – I gave up ! There and then. 

In the end I found this more frustrating than pleasurable and didn’t have the time to fully research as I needed to. I adored the paper and the objects , enjoyed the actual real life stories it used but the puzzles and attitudes of others completely spoilt it for me .

Smarting from the admin of the discussion groups reply I found myself cancelling my subscription …… or so I thought ……….

Patsy Darling You’re an Icon

I’ve always loved Patsy Stone, a glamorous leggy blonde of questionable age and habits , even as an 8 year old I would insist on the role of Patsy when playing Absolutely Fabulous with my friend.

Here I round up the best of Patsy and why I adore her so much !!!!

She Gives the Best Insults

Her chat up lines are “inspired”

She knows her worth 

Her addiction to cigarettes is erm impressive

Her dramatics

She gives great advice 

And she really cares …… or not 

There you have it , Patsy s best bits which truly make her one of the most beloved characters in my opinion to have ever graced the TV screen.

If you are after more Absolutely Fabulous goodies , look no further than Ab Fab Parenting a look at if Eddie s style of parenting works and of course , a little gorgeous something in the form of Absolutely Fabulous Planner Page !

A Peek at the Week – Facebook

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Well, it’s been a getting back to the routine kinda week here at a life less ordinary – which is code for blimmin difficult and stressful mostly .

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Monday saw the return of school and The Foo s anxieties, it didn’t get any better either with my inability to return to my normal routine after a weeks break and just became one of those days.

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Tuesday was a much better day , one for catching up with old friends and enjoying life …which led to a spontaneous Wednesday morning trip

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And of course a good old shopping Spree for the new home

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However, by Thursday it was destined to be another of those days …..

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It s seriously got me questioning everything ……

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And feeling kinda moody !
This spiralled into Friday …..

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But by Saturday , life became a lot more fun …. if expensive

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So an attempt at a lazy Sunday and a new obsession is looming ……

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All in all it was actually a really strange week , some good points but mostly dominated by my low moods … however at least I looked good !

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