The grandmother of Mr Gallant, Evie is an exquisite woman used to the finer things in life thanks to her marriage to a Hollywood film producer and her friendship with Natalie Woods.
Evie’s lifestyle of wealth and greed is clear in her appearance: a beautiful octogenarian, Evie has large, professionally styled brown hair and dresses herself in expensive clothes and beautiful jewellery.
When we first meet Evie, she is complaining to her maid, Esmerelda, that she burned the champagne by leaving it in the freezer for too long, ( a nod to Joan Collins role as Alexis Carrington in Dynasty) but Esmerelda tells her that it is the end of the world and leaves. When her grandson, Gallantarrives and tells Evie that they need to go as a missle is about hit Los Angeles. Evie seems unphased, saying that it is probably fake news and going to call Donald Trump, but Gallant tells her the threat is real and and forces her to leave
Evie is adept at seeming blissfully unaware of anything distasteful but is canny enough to know how to play the game in order to survive …her concern at no stewardess on the flight to safety , let alone a fruit cup hides a ruthlessness which will later be revealed in her character.
Naturally, when settled into outpost three she is made a purple , after all shes attended the Oscars darling and have we mentioned her best friend Natalie Wood ?
At dinner, Evie enjoys the stewcontaining the remains ofStu .When others recoil in disgust as they find human bones in the meat, Evie says that she doesn’t care what it is and that it’s divine and full of fiber, vying to finish every last drop. When called a monster for continuing to eat the stew after they all realised what it was, but she affirms that it was chicken, not human, meat showing a side of her that is willing to delude even herself if that s what it takes to survive.
Her ruthlessness rears its head when she is willing to sacrifice her own grandson for going against the rules of no copulation in order to secure her place in Michaels sanctuary ..however , she wasn’t planning on Gallant s repressed hatred towards her nor Micheals devilry and ends up stabbed to death by Gallant under a glimmer spell.
Gallant is a handsome man in his thirties with bleached white-blonde hair and sharp, brown eyes. As a talented hairdresser and a fashion conscious individual, Gallant dresses affluently, seemingly favouring silk neck-scarves, his style seemingly inspired by Fred Jones of Scooby Door.
He rocks the Victorian look with modern day sunglasses and isn’t afraid to call it like it is ….trying to rebel against the outposts rules …
He’s revealed to have a hatred , and anger , towards his nanna who doesn’t accept him although she does accept he s gay and has supported him through countless rehabs and three ( failing) salons.
His knowledge and identification with persecuted gays is a very important part of his character and he is willing to martyr himself especially when punished , shouting out the name of his heroes.
He seriously has a fetish for leather and rubber sexually and is an easy target for Michael s manipulation and Rubber Mans sexual advances ( whom he believes are one and the same)
Hes exposed to be needy and in desperate need of love and affection
Just another day in Beverly Hills with heiress Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt getting her hair, oh so perfectly end pointe by her hairdresser to the stars.
Whilst having one of her many hissy fits at her put upon assistant Mallory, She receives a call from her father in Hong Kong, the apocalypse is about to hit , disbelieving at first , she witnesses the demise of her family and learns there is a plane waiting that daddy had purchased four tickets for at $100 million dollar s each in case of such an eventuality ….The time is now and shes the only one left to take those spaces.
Frantically she calls her husband Brock, Himself aloof to the end of the world, just gobsmacked by the fact that there’s going to be a six-partFree Willy series on TV !
* Is anyone else a bit dissapointed this is not going to happen ? Let’s take a moment here ….*
She darts to the airport telling him to meet her there with her assistant Mallory (Billie Lourd), Gallant (Evan Peters) and his Nanna played by Joan Collins. Brock’s stuck in traffic (“Don’t leave me in Santa Monica” he screams to his wife)
Coco informs him promptly that’s she’s executing that part of their marriage contract where they can see other people, having realised he wont make it in time abd having the extra stress of strange men trying to stop them from boarding the plane.
The plane takes off and the gang witnesses a mushroom cloud on the ground, not to mention their plane is on autopilot.
At least at this part Coco shows some remorse, even if Nana is more concerned about the lack of stewardess and a fruit cup.
They have no idea where they’re heading or where they will end up …..
40 minutes before the bomb, we meet Timothy Campbell (Kyle Allen), who’s just learnt he’s just made into UCLA. Celebration is cut short as they learn of the nuclear war, a team of suited feds — working for The Cooperative — come to collect young Timothy with a SWAT team.
Apparently, he’s got the perfect genetics to survive the impending Apocalypse. ( Learnt by his submission of his DNA to an ancestry website)
*Cue Ancestry DNA conspiracy theorists screaming “I knew it” at their TV screens as end of the world survivorist clamber to get their DNA testing done ” just in case” – as well as me who’s thinking “well that was £70 worth spent ..just in case” *
Timothy is shipped to an underground facility where he meets a fellow teen Emily (Ashley Santos) and they’re both transported to Outpost 3, an underground for rich folk that’s run by Ms. Wilhemina Venable (Sarah Paulson) – the flowers in the attic type authoritarian face of the Cooperative.
Emily and Timothy are dressed in purple, “the color worthy of those who can survive” says Venable. Servants wear grey. Above ground, gas mask soldiers patrol, the perimeter which is completely surrounded in nuclear winter.
Inside Outpost Three Coco, Mr. Gallant, and Evie Gallant have been made “purples” while Mallory wears grey.
Their accommodations are fancy with marble floors, bookcases and walls, yet dark and candle-lit.
Food is sparse, everyone is confined to one piece of vitamin Jello when seated for dinner.
However, Kathy Bates’ Ms. Miriam Mead, the warden and hench woman to Venable smells a rat — someone has been upstairs on the contaminated ground as her Geiger counter reveals.
She hauls two people away to the showers, one of them being Peters’ Gallant. After an intrusive de contamination shower, Mead shoots the gentleman next to Gallant in the head, deciding he is still “contaminated”
Venables in private quarters with Mead, reveals that they’re most important people at the fall out shelter. This is all a ruse and Venable is having a ball torturing the guests at Outpost 3, even the killing of the “contaminated” member was done deliberately… He hadn’t been contaminated at all.
The inhabitants of the outpost are tormented with never-ending Karen Carpenter music, having their meals cut back by Venable and the consistent threat they’ll be shot to death. Venables rules the outpost with her sadistic glee, believing she is untouchable …and maybe she is…
Emily and Timothy meanwhile fall for each other. But as Venable warns earlier, there’s to be no copulation among the guests…. Ask the greys who did if it were a joke …..
Eighteen months of mental and psychical torture, including being fed one of their members
” OMG The Stew is Stu”
However, a brief bit of hope (?) as the perimeters have been breached and someone is making an entrance… And what an entrance …adding to the all over Gothic vibe a horse drawn carriage arrives, reminiscent of the four horsemen of the Apocalypse….
Michael Langdon played by Cody Fern. Whilst out of the ten original outposts that were created, six have fallen … The other three are about to…only outpost three has remained stable . However, There’s another unknown outpost that’s still stable and Michael can choose those who are the most worthy to go on the journey.
“Those that make it live, those that don’t end up like my horses”.
Coco St. Pierre Vanderbiltis the privileged and entitled daughter of a billionairewhom paid $100 million dollar s for a flight ticket ( well four to be exact =$ 400 million) to ensure safety once the Apocalypse struck for him and his family. However, Coco is the only one who made that flight. Bossy and hilariously entitled shes in her mid-40s, and extremely “extra” as only the super rich can be .
With her aspirations of being a social media influencer to ” make something of herself ” she is seemingly clueless about how to do so, enlisting the help of her younger personal assistant, Mallory, and hairdresser, Mr Gallant, to help her in her efforts.
Her hairstyle needs to be “en point”, she wears horrifically fashionable clothes that can only have been inspired by Beetlejuice, and will have Instagram posts of her drinking the latest thing even if it does taste like
” turtle shit”
Due to her affluent upbringing, Coco blatantly has not developed any life skills , instead relying on others to help get her through the day. Especially her assistant Mallory whom she takes with her to Outpost three , leaving her husband Brock behind as he can’t get there on time… Though she is thoughtful enough to release him from their “monogamy contract ” before she flees to safety.
For all her spoilt traits and selfishness she does show a more human, emotional side as she watches the nuclear attack from the sky above and a slow tear trickles from her cheek …as she realises she has lost not only her entire family, but the man she loves.
Business, Coco style, resumes however once shes ensconced in Outpost three , she abuses her “elite” status to get Mr Gallant moved up to an “elite”so he will continue to do her hair, but interestingly choses to allow Mallory to be sectioned as a “grey” in order for her to still be her slave/assistant .
For Coco, as an elite in the pre apocalyptic world, the hierarchy of Outpost three makes total sense , however what doesn’t make sense is the lack of food causing her to have an extreme hissy fit/ rant about the new living conditions and lack of Gordon Ramsey in the kitchen !
Her struggle to adapt to the new living conditions is hilarious , as is the train wreck of her hair as time progresses on ….
It ll be interesting to see how Coco develops this season, if she actually does, if she manages to get past her own self entitlement and even survive what’s coming.
Lorraine A Life Less Ordinary 